The Employee and The student

Its Wednesday? came to edit the post... its Thursday FML (weekend is closer though) Right?... and my lovely lovely partner, although she goes out EVERY night... 
has yet to post aside from when we are together... 
I on the other hand have spent the past 2 nights with these 


talk about NEEDING sleep!!










Yup so 10pm hits smoked a bit of weed, took a half a pill (because being 110 lbs and 5'4) only allows SO much harm to my body ... YUUUUPPPP out ...


there could be a robber intruder --> NOT WAKING UP FOR BALLS, got it?


totally recommended for those of you like me who would LIKE to sleep BUT PHYSICALLY CANT...


true story: My parents state to DATE when i was a baby and so desperately tired i would rock back and forth anticipating that if i passed out i would MISS SOMETHING, and why lie at THAT age, i knew i would NEVER want to MISS "miss" anything...


SOOOO!!!.... this weekend should be a good time... lets see how it turns out... 
CrackHeads Unite?  Hope NOT, could happen..
Ps- i was told i type how i speak, now mind you this is via blog-->txt-->bbm
my POT dealer even made a comment due to my very frequent "uhhhm, like where ARE YOU THOUGHT, realllly!?!?!"


Ok then well off to work, being i am 2 coffees IN (6 shots thank you very much starbucks) and a HALF an Aderol... something has to kick your ass from the xannax intake..


Later

The Morning After

Personally i woke up this morning feeling like well... Ass to say the least....

Sadly bbming my lovely roommate the find out 

She- Stil- Has-Not-Slept

Yah, true story

Mind you she took herself out the night before the Kenmare

 (i joined but my constant need to eat and be a bum got the best of me, shit happens-->left at 130am)

she mind you walked in around 630am, as i was sitting in my bed confused to WHY I WOKE UP SO DAMN EARLY! and oh COULDNT GO BACK TO BED!

So back to the NIGHT!  Didnt do BUNKER, truth be told i personally dont love it and just cause she wanted to "see" it didnt appeal, so SL it was....

Walking in we saw this  man(pictured below)

Do you go out in New City? THEN you PROB know THIS GUY... 

Adam mother fucking Spoont

Clearly my roommate knows him

Not a promoter YET has all the perks of being one...(free drinks, just saying)

SO, THE SITUATION... Yuppp he was there

he is ALWAYS there... truth be told, he isnt as absurd as in the show.  I did more fist pumping than he did, and im sure a whole lotta girls did some fist pumping later that evening...

(bottle rats)

Chuck Bass was out ALSO!! 

ps- favorite line of the evening

"you know, im Mike, you know "the situation", yeah im his brother"

THUMBS UP TO FUCKEN YOU KID..

PS- I might be on far too much adderol and yeah CB this is me starting this fucken HORRIBLE idea , which in fact is fanfuckentasic.

Later Kiddies, 

Night Number 1: Fucking Meat Packing-"I know it like the back of my hand" --> Bunker/SL--> we might have a "Situation"

Better believe 92.3 is on and the SkYy is being poured shot by shot.

Baby please dont run away-- from my bed--- lets start another day-- stay instead---

Yuupp....

So Bunker, Because one of us has never been yet, mind you not going to actually enjoy...

she just needs to "see it"...

No Bras, always...

So this is a NEW blog, about retards who go around the city no names, just gossip...

im ready...

wet in the panties just thinking about this!!